Fatwa Alert: Polar Bears

Bismallah ar-Rahman ar-Rahim:

The Rose Crescent House of Peace issued a fatwa today calling on all nations and peoples and non-governmental organizations (NGOs) to immediately marshall the necessary resources to save the polar bears.

According to the revelations vouchsafed unto humanity the earth is a sacred place, humans have been placed here as caretakers, entrusted as custodians of Allah to care for the various species. Polar bears are a beautiful ayat of Allah that must be protected.

Several Watchers asked if it isn't possible to construct platforms from which the bears could hunt as the ice recedes?

So mote it be!